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CURRENT PROBABILITY OF IMPACT: 0.00076% View Chart

COMING DEC 2032... MAYBE.

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🚀 NASA: 'WE TOTALLY GOT THIS' (NERVOUS SWEATING)
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☄️ EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE 2032 ASTEROID
💥 SCIENTISTS: IMPACT 'UNLIKELY' – SURE, OK
🎯 CHINA ASSEMBLES PLANETARY DEFENSE TEAM
🔭 SCIENTISTS: 'IT MIGHT MISS… MAYBE'
🛸 ALIENS BETTING ON EARTH'S SURVIVAL - ODDS ARE BAD
😂 INTERNET REACTS TO ASTEROID: MEMES INTENSIFY
🚀 NASA: 'WE TOTALLY GOT THIS' (NERVOUS SWEATING)
🛍️ GET YOUR ASTEROID 2032 MERCH HERE!
☄️ EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE 2032 ASTEROID
💥 SCIENTISTS: IMPACT 'UNLIKELY' – SURE, OK
🎯 CHINA ASSEMBLES PLANETARY DEFENSE TEAM
🔭 SCIENTISTS: 'IT MIGHT MISS… MAYBE'
🛸 ALIENS BETTING ON EARTH'S SURVIVAL - ODDS ARE BAD
😂 INTERNET REACTS TO ASTEROID: MEMES INTENSIFY

LATEST NEWS

🚀 2032 Asteroid Update: Wow, What a Letdown
Welp, folks, it’s over. The cosmic drama. The doomsday hype. The one exciting excuse we had to ig...
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Asteroid Questions Own Existence - Odds Now at 0.27%
In today’s episode of NASA’s Wild Guessing Game, the 2032 asteroid has once again changed its min...
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2032 ASTEROID MERCH

Buy a shirt, grab a tote, score some stickers, and remember - if all else fails, at least you’ll go out looking amazing. 🚀💥

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Asteroid 2032 Astronaut T-Shirt
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The Universe’s Ultimate Final Prank - Crew Neck Sweatshirt
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2032 Asteroid Embroidered Snapback – The Calm Before the Impact
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Asteroid Hitchhiker's Coffee Mug – 2032 Edition
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TIME TO IMPACT
December 22, 2032. Because nothing makes the end of the world more exciting than a ticking clock! Will we survive? Will NASA pull off a last-minute save? Or will this just be another Y2K? Find out in:

2840

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09

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57

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18

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IMPACT PROBABILITY CHART

Feast your eyes on this ever-shifting doomsday chart, courtesy of astronomers who keep tweaking the numbers like it’s some cosmic lottery we never signed up for.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL 'F.A.A.R.K'?

Whether you're prepping for the end of the world or just wondering if we’re all doomed, we’ve got answers - FAARK! Frequently Asked Asteroid-Related Knowledge.

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2032 DOOMSDAY PLAYLIST

The final volume - because there won’t be a 2033. From apocalyptic anthems to ironic bangers, this playlist has everything you need to vibe, panic, or party before impact.

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